.. So am I sick, sad and unsupportive if I celebrate it’s passing??? The dead dog in this particular instance is Ashley’s relationship with Caleb. She’s finally seen the light… so to speak.. and has cut ties with him and the rest of his loser family. Those people are sick and twisted. They’re threating her every other minute. They’re vindictive and demented. The saddest part I think is they really think that they are the good guys that this is how all normal people behave.

So far they’ve done the following:

** Attempted to steal her car by taking the title from her under false pretenses, after she bought the car from a friend of their’s and then signed the back of it and tried to tell her she “had” to put them on the new title of the car. (We fixed this problem…thank god)

** They’ve threated to seek for custody of the baby at least a dozen times, and Caleb has threated to steal the baby at least once that I know of.

** Caleb has threatened to come over here and “beat us all up” at least once.

** Caleb and his father have also threatened and implied on may occasions that their “friends” in the police department would make our lives very miserable if we do not do as they want.

** They disconnected her cellphone… the one she paid them money for each month..in an attempt to bully her into giving them the title of her car.. so they could try and use that to get Caleb out of sticky issue in court. Remember when I told you last month that he was pulled over and cited for driving Ashley’s car illegally..since it had no valid license plates on it? Yeah he’s trying to lie to the court and tell them the car was registered in his name.

** Caleb is threating Ashley with the police now… Since she handed over the cellphone and told them to go take a hike…that they are NOT getting the title to her car….Now Caleb is threating that he has spoken to the commander of our county police department (who he claims is his “buddy”) and has giving them Ashley’s license plate number..he claims that they are going to come get her and ticket for when HE was driving the car illegally and was pulled over and ticketed. Ashley wasn’t in the car at the time. The funny part: He actually thinks we’re stupid enough to buy that load of bullshit.

** Supposedly, according to Mike… he had a lawyer whose willing to be fired, disbarred and imprisoned.. because according to Mike… he’s going to make it so Ashley is found as an unfit mother so they can win custody of the baby. When I pointed out that they have no grounds for such an accusation he told me that they didn’t need any.. his lawyer could “make it happen” anyways.

I think it is disgusting that these people think all of this sort of behavior is acceptable and normal. They have no grounds… they are only making themselves look stupid by making all of these claims. As well as giving me plenty of evidence to prove in court that they are liars who are prone to violence, bulling and intimidation in order to get what they want. And that they’re very mentally unstable people who are willing to do anything including break the law in order to win.

I will be documenting everything they say and do… so when and if the time comes… Justice will be on our side.

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** Drew calls our upstairs neighbors… “Updoor” neighbors, lol **

So where was I? Oh right…

Dear Assholes,

Do you think we are stupid? Do you think I didn’t see you let your friggin dog pee on my steps this morning?? I saw you! And it took all the energy I had not to come outside and punch you in the head! That and my husband seems to think that if we just stay quite you’ll eventually go away… That and then we won’t be making our landlord angry too. I don’t fully agree but it isn’t worth fighting with him over it… Instead we’re planning on going and buying some stuff this Friday. It’s made for assholes like you… who have no respect for other people’s property and who allow their dog to pee and poop all over. I’ll be spraying it all over the flower beds, the front tree, the steps and the back porch so your dog will avoid going potty in those places. No more allowing your dog to pee, almost, in my mailbox… jerks!!

Did you think I didn’t hear you whispering about the side of the house, how didn’t want your daughter over there because we didn’t cut that 5 foot section of grass? I heard you… and If I could speak to you without becoming violent… I would have come outside and told you, “That’s right we didn’t mow that section of grass because YOU didn’t pick up your dogs crap from over there!” I can’t say I blame you for not wanting your baby to get dog crap all over her. I just don’t see why you think we should bother to cut it when you don’t to clean up after YOUR animal.

And yeah my son stood in his window today and watched your daughter scream like a freak… and yes… he laughed at her… So??? He’s 4. And if you don’t want people laughing or commenting about your child’s behavior then maybe you should train her better so she doesn’t scream like a fricken idiot… or keep her indoors.

And just to letcha know.. about all of that extra loud noise and banging you’ve been making lately…it doesn’t bother us and only serves to reinforce our less then pleasant opinions of you.

Ohh Yeah… one other thing… Are you a complete moron?? Or just a bad parent?? I vote for both!! Who leaves a 18 month old and an 9 month old baby in a stroller… outside…UNSUPERVISED ….while they go into their upstairs apartment for at least 10-12 minutes???! Do you want your kids to be abducted? You’re daughter was in the process of escaping the stroller too. If you had taken another minute she’d have gotten free for sure. And then she probably would have darted right for the street. The last 4 times you did this, that I know of, I came out and stood on my porch. Just in case! And you got angry with me and said the kids were “fine” So today I didn’t bother. If you don’t care… why should I… they aren’t my children. Next time I’ll just call the police. Maybe a visit from child services will wake you up.

Hang on someone is at my door…

Ok.. I am back. A couple of men from a local landscapers company just knocked. Seems you assholes wanted to hire them to mow the 5 foot spot on the side of the house. The very spot I didn’t mow yesterday because of the dog crap. Funny… The landscapers didn’t want to be involved either, lol. As soon as I told them why I didn’t mow it… they shook their head and left. Looks like you’ll have to go clean up the crap before anyone will bother.

So I guess the bottom line is that you are noisy assholes… and no one is gonna buy your bullshit!

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I am so exhausted and happy. We moved Ashley home today… that much you already know. What you don’t know is all of the screwed up drama that these people (her ex and his family) have started.

Drama #1: Caleb got pulled over today in Ashley’s car and was ticketed for driving illegally…among other things such as improper lane usage and no insurance. But the illegal driving part was because Tammi has still not gotten the plates and title transfer done!!! They still had Mike’s old temp plates on the car. I want to scream at her… WTF Bitch!!! I mean come on how lazy can you get. Ashley bought that car 2 months ago!!!! Ashley paid Tammi the money for the plates 2 months ago as well!!! And in 2 months time that lazy fat bitch couldn’t find 10 minutes to take care of business?!!!

Drama #2: Caleb was a complete ass at the ultrasound today. He was very obviously unhappy that this baby was a girl. That makes me so angry. It was Caleb who pushed and pushed about wanting a baby and wanting one now while they’re young… ( “and still know everything” ). If I was granted 1 wish right now… it’d be that Ashley would have never met Caleb in the first place. He is no good for her. She’s thoughtful, responsible and loving and he is selfish, self-involved, manipulative & vindictive, irresponsible and immature. Not to mention violent and stupid. I fear for her. I don’t want her to make the same mistake her mother did. (Her mother was killed by her husband…domestic violence.) I am glad they’re apart and I hope they stay that way.

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…who lives across the street. What I have to say is short and sweet. Keep your friggin dog on a leash! Maybe then it won’t run across the street into my yard to pee and poop! Jerks!

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Ashley bought a car a month ago…cool right? Well it might be cool if they actually finished the purchase process. Supposedly Ashley and Caleb gave Tammi the money for the plates weeks ago when they bought the car. But Tammi hasn’t gotten off her lazy ass to go get them. So my kid is driving around on temp plates from Mike’s car. Wonderful huh?

Why she didn’t just go get plates under her own name I just do not understand. She’s only saving about 30 bucks doing it this way… and on top of that she’s willingly allowing Mike to put his name on the title of her car… and for what really… to save 30 bucks on the cost of the plates and to be on their car insurance? She can get her own insurance for the same amount of money! And I don’t trust these people. I think they’re trying to screw her out of her car.

As if that worry about them taking her car wasn’t bad enough… then on top of it they’re driving around illegally for a month now. That woman is the laziest bitch I have ever met. I mean what does she need? A special invitation. The kids already paid the money for the plates all she has to do is get her lazy ass over to the currency exchange.

I really do not like those people. Somedays I have to remind myself to keep those comments and thoughts to myself. I don’t want to push Ashley away… but damn, she couldn’t have hooked up with a bigger bunch of losers!

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To my asshole upstairs neighbors,

When you moved in here (only 3-4 months ago) you knew you weren’t supposed to have a dog. But after maybe a month of being here you appeared at my door to inform me that you did indeed have a dog and would be bringing him “home” to live with you again. You even asked me if it would bother me…if I was ok with it. (Why you gave me that level of power I do not know.) I told you then I didn’t care ….as long as… you cleaned up after it!!! I specifically said I do not want to be mowing the lawn and find dog crap… nor do I want my children stepping in dog crap. You swore you would clean up after it and it wouldn’t become my problem…

You lied!!! Twice I have cleaned crap off of my son’s shoes and my daughter found 3 piles the last time she mowed the lawn. You’ve now been informed by the landlord to clean it up twice! I am done being nice. The next pile I find will be deposited on your door step for you to discover as you walk in it while exiting your house.

Have a nice fricken day, jerk!!

Hugs and kisses,
The loud bitch downstairs

To the local Police Department,

You dickheads suck at doing your job. Since when do you let the bullies harass and intimidate the victims? You come to my house almost daily with another exaggeration or bold-faced lie from Karen and her menace of a child. More bullshit claims that my daughter is calling her, threatening her and/or harassing her. (Which by the way is neat trick for my kid to pull off since most times she’s in our house sitting with me in the living room watching TV. I want to know how she was here in front of me and also blocks away “picking on Randi” at the same time?? Or maybe you can tell me how she can make a threatening phone call without touching a phone?!) Aren’t you supposed to arrest people who make false claims?! Or those who call you to their home over and over again with lie after lie?! Don’t you need PROOF before you go and harass people?!

And another thing…don’t you morons talk to each other? Aren’t you supposed to brief each other or have some kind of daily meeting to discuss any on going problems in the neighborhood?! If you are… then please explain to me why after this problem has been on going since October 10th, why do I still constantly have to retell the entire story of my daughter being attacked twice and bullied daily by this lunatic child. Why must I start at the beginning every time you show up here to harass us some more. And please… please… stop giving us attitude, talking to us like were crap on the bottom of your shoe and acting as if my daughter is just some brat whose problems are wasting your time when you really need to get to that donut and coffee break!!!!

The sheer ignorance that seeps out of several of your officer’s pores is enough to make me puke. And the complete lack of incompetence for this entire department is sad and disgusting. No wonder there is one scandal after another in this town. You guys are a joke! You should all go on a field trip to a real police department and take notes on how the job is done correctly.

I hope that in the future you all receive the same justice and treatment that my family and I have received from you.

Bite me!
-Bitchy Mom

To the school district and it’s vice principal,

Let me begin by thanking you for giving my children a safe environment to learn in. I appreciate knowing that if any problems should arise with my children that I will immediately receive a phone call informing me of the situation. It’s such a relief to know that my kid’s can come to you when they have a problem and it will be dealt with quickly and accordingly. I also am pleased to know that they can walk down the halls without fear of being attacked after bringing a problem to your attention.

Oh wait… what am I thinking. None of this applies to any of you idiots!!!

In fact my kids have come to you no less then 8 times thus far for help with a problem and you send them away saying you “Do not have time for their drama.” Both of my daughters have been physically attacked inside of your school and after dealing with that you felt the need to add insult to I jury by telling me you feel as if my children were partially at fault for those attacks. And as for calling me when problems arise…Well I have only received one phone call from the school since it began in spite of their being 6 separate issues with my children. And all but 2 of those issues were physical situations were my girls were the victim.

Overall I just want to say your school sucks! And obviously you aren’t doing your job!!

If there is one more incident with either of my children where I am not immediately informed I can assure you I will be hand delivering a packet of documents, about all of the above crap and more, to the news media and the school board!!

You people better get it together because I am one pissed off mom and I won’t back down or go away. I will be a constant thorn in your side until you are fired, you quit or until my children no longer go to your school!

Love,
Your worst nightmare

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Ya know it was bad enough when they lived here and I was constantly cleaning up after them because they were pigs. I would constantly find garbage of some kind outside in the front and backyard. But having to still clean up after them now that they’ve moved out (several months ago) is insane. I just got home from doing errands, which included registering Ashley for school, only to find all of my landscape pavers turned over and several empty juice boxes left on my porch. Emily, the x-neighbor’s daughter, used to love turning over the pavers to look for worms and such. I can only guess that they came by today. She, my x-neighbor, occasionally still brings the kids by to either play with Drew or the other 2 little kids that live next door to us. It’s nice that they visit but damn this isn’t your house anymore people. So clean up your f-ing mess or don’t come around!

I am sure they wouldn’t appreciate it if I went over to their new place and left my trash or messed with their landscaping without fixing it. Why in the world they would think that it’s ok to do here is beyond me. I don’t like stupid people and even more I don’t like ignorant people!!

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I would shoot it! LOL!

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