** Drew calls our upstairs neighbors… “Updoor” neighbors, lol **
So where was I? Oh right…
Dear Assholes,
Do you think we are stupid? Do you think I didn’t see you let your friggin dog pee on my steps this morning?? I saw you! And it took all the energy I had not to come outside and punch you in the head! That and my husband seems to think that if we just stay quite you’ll eventually go away… That and then we won’t be making our landlord angry too. I don’t fully agree but it isn’t worth fighting with him over it… Instead we’re planning on going and buying some stuff this Friday. It’s made for assholes like you… who have no respect for other people’s property and who allow their dog to pee and poop all over. I’ll be spraying it all over the flower beds, the front tree, the steps and the back porch so your dog will avoid going potty in those places. No more allowing your dog to pee, almost, in my mailbox… jerks!!
Did you think I didn’t hear you whispering about the side of the house, how didn’t want your daughter over there because we didn’t cut that 5 foot section of grass? I heard you… and If I could speak to you without becoming violent… I would have come outside and told you, “That’s right we didn’t mow that section of grass because YOU didn’t pick up your dogs crap from over there!” I can’t say I blame you for not wanting your baby to get dog crap all over her. I just don’t see why you think we should bother to cut it when you don’t to clean up after YOUR animal.
And yeah my son stood in his window today and watched your daughter scream like a freak… and yes… he laughed at her… So??? He’s 4. And if you don’t want people laughing or commenting about your child’s behavior then maybe you should train her better so she doesn’t scream like a fricken idiot… or keep her indoors.
And just to letcha know.. about all of that extra loud noise and banging you’ve been making lately…it doesn’t bother us and only serves to reinforce our less then pleasant opinions of you.
Ohh Yeah… one other thing… Are you a complete moron?? Or just a bad parent?? I vote for both!! Who leaves a 18 month old and an 9 month old baby in a stroller… outside…UNSUPERVISED ….while they go into their upstairs apartment for at least 10-12 minutes???! Do you want your kids to be abducted? You’re daughter was in the process of escaping the stroller too. If you had taken another minute she’d have gotten free for sure. And then she probably would have darted right for the street. The last 4 times you did this, that I know of, I came out and stood on my porch. Just in case! And you got angry with me and said the kids were “fine” So today I didn’t bother. If you don’t care… why should I… they aren’t my children. Next time I’ll just call the police. Maybe a visit from child services will wake you up.
Hang on someone is at my door…
Ok.. I am back. A couple of men from a local landscapers company just knocked. Seems you assholes wanted to hire them to mow the 5 foot spot on the side of the house. The very spot I didn’t mow yesterday because of the dog crap. Funny… The landscapers didn’t want to be involved either, lol. As soon as I told them why I didn’t mow it… they shook their head and left. Looks like you’ll have to go clean up the crap before anyone will bother.
So I guess the bottom line is that you are noisy assholes… and no one is gonna buy your bullshit!