Dear Little Twit (Who attacked my daughter),
Recently I hear you’ve been sending notes to my kid asking to be super-dooper-bestest-friends again. You have repeatedly expressed your hope that I would allow such an atrocity to take place. And well, I have read your letters and thought long and hard about the situation (I spend less then 5 minutes.) And while my daughter buys your load of bullshit as a genuine extension of friendship….I see you for the lying trampy ass little twit that you are.
And…
NO… you may not hang out with my daughter again.
No… you can not be her friend again. You blew that chance when you attacked her…twice!!
NO… you may not be forgiven for the stupid shit you pulled.
NO… we will not fall for your little act.
NO… we will not drop the battery charges against you.
And YES…I know that is the only REAL reason you’re attempting to be friends with my daughter again… to keep your ass out of trouble. So you can stop sucking up now because it isn’t working. Deal with it..you are screwed!
Have a good day, Bitch!
Love me